Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!
Oh.
You are hard enough.
OK.
Please don’t hurt me.
Strongman is a big handsome bugger with just the right muscles in all the right places.
He smells god too, all musky manhood, but with fruity flowers to show his feminine side.
And he looks good, tanned and orange, just like the kids like flesh to be these days.
He charms you with tales of distant lands, steeped in woody complexioned sherry fuelled women who want nothing more than boozy excitement, while feeding you their hearty grain rich meals.
And then he’ll steal your girlfriend with his stupidly good looks, his sharp, ripe, lemon zest wit, and his manly yet gentle apricot fur chest.
And what’s worse, he’s big.
Big and beautiful and bold and draped in honey rich bling.
I’d hate Strongman for stealing my life if he wasn’t so damned attractive.

Source: Cotteridge Wines