There’s not a great deal to say about Pale Whale.
And certainly nothing positive.
This is bland and watery and boring.
A light corn and straw smell, the weakest, meekest, mildest of caramel and limp biscuits.
And then some hops.
Not many, but some.
In the middle of an evening in the pub this might just pass by unnoticed as you talk with friends.
But presented in a 330ml bottle in the comfort of your own home with all the attention that that brings, just highlights how poor this beer is.