Kinder Bueno mushed up, liquidised and added to a glass full of Jamaican rum, that’s this beer.
There’s a great big milk chocolate ice cream smoothie of a malt body.
Honey and wheatmeal bread toast, pancakes and melted toffee, and a soft milkiness, make this beer feel sweet and sexy.
You’ll find a tiny hop hit, all green leaves and woodland undergrowth, but it’s just a piquant aside to what this beer is all about.
Vanilla pods and lactose keep this beer smooth and sweet, while that huge malt bill keeps on growing.
Yup, this is like enjoying a Kinder Bueno.
The only thing missing is the plastic toy.